John had been entering the county fair for ten years now, and he had won a blue ribbon every time. His pickles were destined to win again. In order to make sure he won again, he had to taste his pickles very carefully. He brought out a jar of pickles he had made last month: his newest batch. He had to test to make sure they were ready for the fair. He heard a familiar crunch as he bit into the pickle. No, he thought to himself. It’s all wrong. There’s not enough dill, and the vinegar is too sharp.